Article 19
I do love it when a key function of my software decides the largest event of the year is the right time to return Cthulu.
View ArticleArticle 17
Reddit apparently asks you why you're deleting your account. Blank answers are accepted but "api' isn't.I ended up putting "Do you really need to ask?"
View ArticleArticle 15
it appears to be a law of the universe that 10 minutes after every international flight departs there'll be two stressed out dumbfucks standing at the counter with duffel bags
View ArticleArticle 14
every time I hear ordinary things translated into French even in friggin Alberta I just smile at the priggishness of my people
View ArticleArticle 13
Turns out that when you hike in 6 miles, you then have to hike back the same distance.
View ArticleArticle 12
I will never understand how some people come out to nature and never once shut the fuck up. #nationalparks
View ArticleArticle 11
it is a struggle sometimes to not wish COVID had been a bit more deadly #nationalparks
View ArticleArticle 10
Instead of reading any more novels about writers in New York, I might just start requesting images from the author's last colonoscopy. It's a quicker, more direct approach to the same experience.
View ArticleArticle 9
The AL east standings are the perfect inverse of the way they stood every year I was in college.doesn't hurt that the division decided to be the Thunderdome this year.
View ArticleArticle 8
I just looked up and saw the whitest dude ever with salmon shorts and a t shirt that says "Martha's Vineyard" which frankly just feels redundant
View ArticleArticle 7
Just drove by a GEICO billboard proudly declaring "NEEDHAM, we are local!".It's in Dedham.
View ArticleArticle 6
This weekend I made my hiking pack gayer and more Canadian. But I'm being redundant.
View ArticleArticle 5
It feels insulting to have to make sure printing still works on my web app in 2023.
View ArticleArticle 4
It gives me great joy as a New Englander to say "Bar Harbor" with a Masshole accent.
View ArticleArticle 3
What overachieving asshole is upgrading Perl JSON libraries included in a linux distro in 2023
View ArticleArticle 2
Everyone should feel fortunate to know me now: https://www.newsweek.com/hubs/mightier/tabroom-program-chris-palmer-national-speech-debate-association-tournaments
View ArticleArticle 1
The fact that one needs six apps to pay parking fees in one metro area does make me appreciate monopolies more.
View ArticleArticle 0
"Maybe I'll go for a walk and hang out in Harvard Square," he said, forgetting it was Head of the Charles weekend.
View Article